Introducing Your AI Man Flu Attendant
A 24/7 digital companion ready to offer sympathy and questionable motivational speeches.
It validates your suffering, tells you you're a hero, reminds you to hydrate, notifies loved ones dramatically, and recommends novelty care products — all with a perfect mix of comedy and comfort.
Deluxe Man Flu Emergency Kit™
Includes blanket, tissues, snacks, and ego support to keep your spirits high.
Ready for Support?
Tap below to activate your AI attendant, browse kits, or join the Brotherhood of the Slightly Sick.
Frequently Asked Questions
Got questions about ManFluHotline? We’ve got answers — mostly humorous, always helpful.
Nope! It’s a humor-based wellness brand, not a doctor. For real illness, see a professional.
Provides sympathy, motivation, hydration reminders, and more — all with comedic relief.
Subscribe to our memberships to gain access to exclusive content and gear.
Absolutely! We offer kits individually or bundled with memberships.
We created it with men in mind, but anyone who appreciates humor and support is welcome!

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